Life's like this...

shuwen。 SWALLOWS。淑文。吞。她吞了，你吞了吗？

今天，我和我的弟弟一起来客串淑文的博客。

Hi, my name is Aik Nam, brother of Aik Hong who happens to be the neighbour of Shu Wen here.
I stay in Hall 14 of NTU　

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A traumatising experience indeed. At the end of the training cum selection session, which ended earlier than expected, we all had bruises on our forearm. 红红的... machiam like some chasity and virginity guarding mole from The Condor Heroes.(You lose ur virginity, you lose the red mole) Thats why ours (me and my bro's) are so red... but then Shu Wen's one was... hmm... not that obvious la... muahah!
Just joking! NO offence meant girl!
We had our lunch at canteen 2 and my bro and i decided that Shuwen should really join NTU NPCC. cos she got the seh and looks tanned so maybe she can, you know, do well over there. But she told us a really unbelieveable fact that she can play the piano and er-hu and that she isnt so much of an NPCC girl...Well at least she's not playing the gu-zhen or the pipa... She dun suit the image lah...those two instruments are meant to be played by beauties with like snow-white complexion (obtainable only by bua-ing N bottles of SK II) and long jet black hair ( eg zhang ziyi, michelle reis, gong li...)

Came back to hall after the shoot and dozed off for about two hours before setting off to IMM for dinner during which she commented on some fish smell topic which we suggested she approach her Dad for help...Did some shopping at Daiso... Bought some incredibly stupid things to help my bro decorate his room.. two Japanese fabric banners etc etc..came across the NEWpaper article on Zoe Tay's "I swallow" ad and she dun quite understand it... [end of Aik Nam's]

hi there! aik hong here. anyone miss mee? or do you all prefer kuay teow or bee hoon or mee sua? the topic today is SCANDALS!!!!! hmmmm... this is a very very very interesting topic. ever since i stepped into hall 8, 就听到了很多很多的绯闻。有甲和乙的啦。。丙与丁的啦。。唉。。真是刺激呀！　哈哈哈。。recently shu wen and me keep on hearing rumours pairing us up. so here are some pics of us together. NOW you all can have new evidence to start even more rumours about shuwen and me!!! hahahaha..... enjoy! haha.. (jing wen dun jealous leh..) (shuwen just rubbed her zam-bak on my math tut. 哇哇哇！！有她的“把物”［ａｋａ　ｓｍｅｌｌ　ｉｎ　ｈｏｋｋｉｅｎ］我喜欢！)

An artistic pic on Aik Nam, courtesy of Aik Hong

Aik Nam and Shu Wen on the train back to Boon Lay. (Jing wen, dun jealous=P) notice the ah pek to the right of shuwen peeping at her. low taste.

The Aik twins with my (Shu Wen's) IC @ Boon Lay bus interchange.

"Unisex Toilet" @ Aik Hong's room. Girls are most welcome!

Aik Nam wiping his new Mac Book meticulously.

Shu Wen is rubbing ZAM-BAK for me. look at how damn happy she is.

look how shiok i am!! waa shiok man.... SCANDALOUS!!!

shu wen is surfing porn. no. actually i am rubbing zam bak for her. but she seems to enjoy the pain. SM!!!!

she swallows. notice me pointing my middle finger at her. hahahahaha accident la.. haha.. she is still enjoying the pain leh. dunno why.

pressing her P-spot. P for purple.

last pic. both of us washing our hands USING THE SAME TAP AND BASIN!! start the rumours!!! muahahahaha.... oh ya. thank you aik nam for taking the nice pics. thanks ah thanks ah.. haha..

shuwen。 SWALLOWS。淑文。吞。她吞了，你吞了吗？

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